August 2012
if i was an olympic gymnast i would just flip around everywhere all day like i wouldnt stop like oh can you pass the salt no but i can do 7 backflips in a row holding the salt and then twist into a cartwheel to hand you it
do you ever wonder if you make anybody truly happy and if anyone in the world ever randomly thought of you and smiled to themselves
s3xmoan:
“ugh i hate my life” said the 15 year old girl as she tried on her size 0 skinny jeans and pulled her long blonde hair into a ponytail and then was driven home by her perfect boyfriend to her 4 story mansion with a pool and tennis court and walked into her gigantic room and laid on her king size bed with her fluffy puppy and picked up her iphone to texted her 6 best friends to go to the...
school year: it's january 21st, a wednesday, 2:37 pm
summer: it's probably july
“There’s a loneliness that only exists in one’s mind. The loneliest moment in...”
– F. Scott Fitzgerald. The Great Gatsby. (via theburnthatkeepseverything)
July 2012
methlabrador:
what if someone tried to rob a nightclub and he ran in and screamed “everyone put your hands up” and everyone was like “yeah dude” and kept dancing
